Young Susie struggles to stay awake in religious studies.

The teacher asks her who created the universe? Susie, eyes closed, doesn’t answer. Billy, sat behind, pokes her in the back with the sharp point of his compass. Susie jumps up and shouts “God Almighty”. “Very good” says teacher.

Later, teacher asks who is our lord and saviour? Again no response, so Billy pokes her hard with the compass. Susie jumps up and shouts “Jesus Christ”. Teacher says “Well done”.

Finally the teacher says “What did Eve say to Adam as she gave birth to their 7th child”? Quick as a flash, Billy stabs Susie’s back again with the compass and she jumps up and screams “If you stick that thing in me again, I’ll snap it off and shove it up your fucking ass”.

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