“You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition”

the doctor told his patient.

“We’re going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you’ll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza.”

“Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?” asked the patient.

“No,” replied the doctor.

“They’re the only things we can slip under the door.”

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