I was in the pub with a few mates a while back and one of them was telling this joke, I’m sure you know it:
Q. What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?
A. You throw in your washing.
Then a guy came over fuming and said, “I’m sorry but I don’t find that funny. My brother died in the bath as a kid while having an epileptic fit.
My friend said, “Oh, I’m really sorry. Did he drown?”
“No, said the man, “He choked to death on a sock.”