WONKA: Congratulations Charlie! My chocolate empire is yours

CHARLIE: That’s wondrous!

WONKA: Now, first thing will be handling this PR crisis.

CHARLIE: Wait, wha-

WONKA: A lot of kids just died in your factory, Charlie. And there’s a rumor that you apparently own slaves?

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