Will I live to be 75

So I went to see my new primary care doctor and he tells me I’m doing ‘fairly well’ for my age.

I’m like, ‘Okay, but am I gonna make it to 75?’

And he’s like, ‘Well, do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?’

So I’m like, ‘No, no, and no.’

Then he goes, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

And I’m like, ‘Not really, my old doctor said red meat was bad for me.’

He’s like, ‘Alright, do you spend a lot of time in the sun, playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or biking?’

And I’m like, ‘No, not really.’

And finally he goes, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’

And I’m like, ‘No, no, and no.’

And he looks at me and goes, ‘Well then, why the hell do you even care if you make it to 75?’

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