Wife: “How could you do this to me?!”

Husband : “What did I do?”

Wife: “You slept with my sister, you bastard!”

Husband: “Well, when I went to work she was lying naked on my table and you know she’s an attractive woman, what did you expect me to do?”

Wife: “The fucking autopsy!”

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