She told her husband about, “The big ones were going for $100 and the small ones were $1.”
“How much did mine go for?” He askes. “There were no bidders.” She replied.
The next morning the husband tells his wife “I had a crazy dream I was at a pussy auction, the tight ones were going for $100 and the loose ones were a dollar.”
“How much did mine go for?” she asked.
“That’s where we had the auction!”