Wife comes home one day wearing a brand new diamond tennis bracelet.

Husband asked were she got it from. She tells him she won a raffle at work, than ask him to get a hot bath ready for her. Not thinking to much about, the husband gets her bath ready. A week later the wife comes home with a mink coat on. Again the husband asked were she got it from. She again says she won it in a raffle at work. Again asked the husband to get a hot bath ready for her. The husband again gets the bath ready. A week later the wife come home in a brand new car, and yet again claims she won it in a raffle at work. Without hesitation the husband goes and gets his wife a hot bath ready. When she entered the bathroom, she sees the tub only has an inch or two of water in it. The wife asked the husband why it was almost empty, and the husband says that he doesn’t want her to get her raffle ticket wet.

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