Who’s the boss now?

After God created man, all parts of his body decided they’d need a boss to function efficiently. The brain stood up and claimed the title explaining its importance as an organ. The heart interfered and explained its own importance. The lungs, too, contested strongly in its own favor. It soon turned into a chaos. Meanwhile, the asshole, being tired of all the commotion, decided to stop its function. Soon after, the body started experiencing its effects. All organs turned pale and choked in the smell. Unable to bear the torture, they all gave in to the asshole. And that is why assholes get to be the boss.

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