Who has seen…

A priest kept chickens at his village. One day the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, “Who has a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, I meant who has seen a cock?” he asked.

All the women got up.

“No, no, who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”

Half of the women got up.

“Oh, for Heaven’s sake, who has seen MY cock?” he asked in exasperation.

All the nuns got up.