While visiting England, Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen…

… He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

She phones Sadiq Khan and says, “Mr. Mayor. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?” Sadiq Khan responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Trump?”

“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Bob Corker to the White House and says, “I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

“Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Corker hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Trump agrees, and Corker leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Corker calls Rex W. Tillerson at the State Department and explains his problem. “Now look here Rex, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?” Rex answers immediately, “It’s me, of course, you dumb ass.”

Much relieved, Corker rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Rex W. Tillerson!” And Trump replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb ass, It’s Sadiq Khan!”

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