While fishing off Myrtle Beach, a tourist capsized his boat

Petrified, he yelled to an old man standing by the shore, “Are there any gators around here?!”

“No.” the man hollered back. “They ain’t been around for years.”

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming towards shore. Halfway there, he asked, “How’d you guys get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t.” the old man said. “The sharks got ’em.”

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