When I was a priest…

…a young lady after her marriage asked me, “Father, what is the churches attitude to Fellatio?”

And so I said “I’d like to tell you, but I don’t know what Fellatio is”

…and so she showed me.

And ever since then, whenever anyone has asked me “Father, what is the Churches attitude to Fellatio?”

I reply… “I’d like to tell you, but I don’t know what Fellatio is”