Whats you father’s occupation?

Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. “He’s a magician,” said the small boy. “How interesting! What’s his favorite trick? “Sawing people in half.” “Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’ “Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters.”

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