Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. “He’s a magician,” said the small boy. “How interesting! What’s his favorite trick? “Sawing people in half.” “Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?’ “Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters.”
- Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
- A guy walks up to a woman and asks “How much?”