What is between moms legs?

One day a boy asked his father, “Dad, what is between moms legs?” 

The father reply, “The door to heaven!”

“Then what is between yours?” – the boy asked. The father said, “The key to the door!” 

Then the boy said, “I think you should change the lock because our neighbor has the spare key.”

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