What do you call a cow…

…w/ no legs? Ground beef.

…w/ 1 leg? Stake.

…w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.

…w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.

…w/ 4 legs? A cow, you dummy.

…w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.

…w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.

…w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.

…w/ a twitch? Beef jerky.

I could keep going but I’ve milked this joke dry

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