What are we doing for Easter?

Wife: What are our plans for Easter?

Husband: I’ll be like Jesus. Disappear on Friday and return on Sunday.

Wife: That’s AWESOME. I’ll be like Mary.

Husband: What do you mean?

Wife: I’ll show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.

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