On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York.
She spoke for almost an hour on her ideas and policies to help all Americans if she was to become president.
At the conclusion of her speech, the tribes presented Hillary Clinton with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name – Walking Eagle.
The proud Hillary Clinton then departed with her entourage, waving to the crowd as she left.
A news reporter later asked the chiefs how they came to select the new name given to Clinton.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit, it can no longer fly.