He asks a boy: “Who is your true mother?”. “Mother Russia of course!”, says the boy. Putin then asks a girl: “who is your true father?”. “You, great president!”, replies the girl. Putin then asks the quiet kid sitting at the back: “You there, what do you want to be when you grow up?”. The quiet kid thinks for a moment and says: “An orphan!”.
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