Virgin Australian men

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man provided he had never had sex with another woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who had lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and has had no experience with women.

They meet and she likes him, with the feeling that they are perfect for each other.

Finally they got married.

On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to prepare for the evening and when she returned to the bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked with all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.

“What happened?” she asked!

“I’ve never been with a woman” he sayed, “But if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get!”

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