Vampire missionaries

“Hello, do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?”

No. Wait…”Dracula” Dracula?

“Yes!”

So you’re vampires?

“Yes. We have pamphlets”

Vampires have missionaries now?

“How else would we get new vampire members?”

But don’t you just like, bite people?

“That’s a hurtful stereotype sir. May we come in?

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