Two zebras are standing in a field.

Zebra 1 asks “Hey, do you think I’m white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

Zebra 2 responds “I don’t know, why don’t you go ask god?”

So, zebra 1 goes to god and asks him if he’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes, to which god responds,

“You are what you are.”

Later, zebra 1 returns to the field and zebra 2 asks, “So, what are you?”

Zebra 1 says, “I’m white with black stripes.”

Zebra 2, looking confused, asks, “How do you know?”

Finally, zebra 1 says, “Because if I was black with white stripes, god would have said, “You is what you is.””

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