On Monday, the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?” “Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs.” “17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?” “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew a little circle in a big circle and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.” “That’s admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” (to the 2nd boy) “Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs.” “156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!” “Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I pointed to small circle and said, “This is your ass hole before prison…..”
- My wife was frustrated “ this vacuum just doesn’t suck anymore” she said
- What did the t-rex say to the other, bigger bootied t-rex?