Two Wives

Two wives go for a girls night out, both got drunk, started walking home but had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One wife used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off a grave.

Next morning one husband called the other and said “no more girls nights out! Mine came back without her panties!” “You think that’s bad”, said the other, “mine came back with a card in her crack that said ‘from all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!’”

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