All the shops and restaurants are closed and there’s nowhere they can go in their busy city. The only bit of grassland they can find nearby is the local church cemetery.
After they’ve both gone in the corner of the cemetery, they realise they have nothing to wipe with. One uses her panties, the other uses a nearby wreath.
The next day, their two husbands get on the phone.
“We really need to stop these girls’ nights outs. Last night my wife came home with no panties on!”
“You think that’s bad? Last night mine came home with a note in her crack saying ‘Love from all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you’!”