Two whales are swimming along in the ocean…

When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale “Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them”

The other whale says “Oh yeah? What should we do?”

“I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock over their boat!” And so both whales went under the boat, and with a powerful blast they were able to capsize the boat and send all the sailors into the water.

The first whale then says “Now that they are all in the water, I say we eat them!”

And the second whale replies “Woah, woah, woah. I was all for the blow job but I won’t swallow any seamen”.

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