Two Vampires go to the coffee shop every afternoon and order a warm cup of blood. One day, the first vampire orders a warm cup of blood and the other orders a cup of hot water. The first vampire asks “Why did you order water instead of blood?”

The second vampire pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says, “today I’m having tea.”

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