Two trees in a forest arguing

Two trees in a forest arguing over who’s offspring the sapling was. A woodpecker took a taste of each Well, he said, it’s not a son of a birch, and it’s not a son of a beech. But it’s the best piece of ash I’ve ever stuck my pecker into.

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