A new a sapling has popped up between a maple and a pine and the two of them got into an argument over what kind of tree it is. The maple thinks it’s a son of a birch, and the pine thinks it’s a son of a beech. Neither one was willing to concede to the other. Maple “it’s a son of a birch” Pine “it’s a son of a beech” “Son of a birch” “Son of a beech” After arguing back and forth for a while they decided that they needed someone else to sort out what kind of tree it is. They called Mr. Woodpecker over and they asked him “Mr. Woodpecker, can you please tell us whether or not this new sapling is a son of a birch or son of a beech” Mr. Woodpecker hopped over to the little sapling, peck peck peck and then pause for a long while, getting impatient the maple said “well which is it?” Mr. Woodpecker look up to the maple and said “Well, it isn’t a son of a birch or son of a beech. But I will say that’s the finest piece of ash I’ve ever laid my pecker into.”
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