Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee one night.

Once done, one uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other uses a ribbon from a nearby wreath.

The next day one husband called the other: “My wife came home last night without any panties!”

“That’s nothing!” The other replied, “My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”

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