Two Tennessee rednecks are sitting at a bar.

Two Tennessee rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking, when Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I’m going to go to the community college and sign up for some classes!” Jim Bob thinks its a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Maths, English, Science, and Logic.

“Logic?” Says Bubba, “What’s that?”

The Dean says “I’ll show you. Do you own a weedeater?”

“Yeah” Bubba replies

“Because you own a weedeater, I’d logically think that you have a yard.”

“Correct again!”

“And because you have a yard, I’d think that you have a house.”

“Thats right, I do have a house.”

“And because you have a house, you probably have a family.”

“Yes, thats right.”

“And because you have a family, you probably have a wife.”

“Yes.”

“And because you have a wife, logic tells me that you are probably a heterosexual.”

“Wow! It’s amazing that you found out all of that just because I have a weedeater!”

Excited to take the class, Bubba returns to the bar, where Jim Bob is drinking. He tells him that he was signed up to four classes: Maths, English, Science, and Logic.

“Logic?” Says Jim Bob, “Whats that?”

“I’ll show you.” Replies Bubba, “Do you own a weedeater?”

“No.” Jim Bob answers.

“Well then you’re fucking gay.”

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