Two straight couples and a gay couple are driving down the highway in a van….

The bus takes a sharp turn off a cliff and unfortunately kills the 6 people. They all appear in front of the Pearly Gates of Heaven where St. Peter awaits to grant them access inside. The couples line up, and the first straight couple step forward…

St Peter looks to the man and explains, “I am sorry my son, but I cannot allow you inside, for you have an obsession for greed and wealth. You love money so much, that you married a wife named Penny. I will not allow you inside.”

The second couple steps forward. St Peter explains to the man, “I’m sorry my son, but I cannot allow you inside, for you have obsession for food and sweets. You care so much about food, you married a wife name Candy. I will not allow you inside.”

As St Peter is explaining this to the second couple, the Gay man in the back turns to his partner and says.. “Looks like our chances are pretty low Dick”

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