Two soldiers are lost in the desert, thirsty and starving.

Ahead they see a tree with strips of meat hanging from its branches.

“A bacon tree!” the first exclaims and he runs towards it only to be cut down by a sniper’s bullet.

“That’s no bacon tree,” says the other. ” That’s a ham-bush!”

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