Two priests are on a plane

So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes.

One priest turns to the other and says, “grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”

“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.

“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.

The younger one says, “do you think we have time?”

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