Two pieces of Road walk into a bar

They order two large beers and talk loudly, they are the toughest pieces of road in the building.

15 minutes later, a small piece of pavement walks through and asks for a small orange juice. When the roads see him, they move into the corner and stay quiet.

The bartender notices this and goes over to them and says “I thought you two were the toughest they come, why are you scared of that small, quiet guy?” They respond with:

“You should be careful with him, He’s a Cycle Path”

submitted by /u/LilGoughy
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