Two nuns walk into a bar.

The bartender is surprised and then asks them

“I’m sorry, sisters, but are you sure this is the right place for you?”

“We know it’s not, but the reverend told us to help sinful souls. We thought we could find one here.”

The next day, two rabbis walk into the bar. The bartender also asks them.

“We know this is a sinful place, but the synagogue is just being renovated, and we thought we would sit here to discuss religious issues.”

On the third day, two Irish priests walk into the bar. The bartender asks one of them,

“Father, I’m surprised to see you here.”

“Why, my son?”

“It’s only 10 a.m., and I’ve never seen you here before 11!”

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