The sign reads ”Beware! The End is near! Turn around now before it is too late!”
A car full of atheists drives by at full speed, and the atheists yell at the monks “Go fuck yourselves you lame ass religious nuts!”
Suddenly there’s a sound of screeching tires, terrified screams and a splash!
The first monk looks at the second monk and says “Brother, do you think the sign should just say ‘Bridge Out’?”