Two midgets go into a bar,

where they pick up two hookers and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “ONE, TWO, THREE.. UUHH!” all night long. In the morning, the second midget asks the first, “How did it go?” The first whispered back, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get a hard-on.” The second midget shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing?” he asked. “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed”

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