He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”. The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.”. The first man asks “Can I make a wish? “. Sure says the other man. “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing”. “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says ” I want a Million Bucks “. The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?”. The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”
- My girlfriend told me she’s leaving me because I’m too cocky.
- Where’s your wheelie bin?