Two men on a train both have black eyes.

Man 1: “how did you get that black eye?”

Man 2: “I was buying my ticket from this beautiful busty girl and instead of saying ‘a ticket to Pittsburgh’ I accidentally said I wanted ‘a picket to Tittsburgh’ so she hit me. How about you?”

Man 1: “Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was sitting around having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say ‘pass the wheaties’ and I accidentally said ‘you ruined my life you stupid bitch’.”

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