Two men are walking down a country road.

They come upon a farmhouse. Exhausted from their journey, they decide to seek food and lodgings. They knock on the door and are greeted with a smile.

“Might we trouble you for a meal and a place to sleep?” they ask.

“Sure!” the farmer responds, “But you’ll have to harvest one hundred of my crops in exchange.”

They agree and run off to begin their work. The first guy picks one hundred peas and returns to the farmer.

“Ok, now drop your pants and bend over.” the farmer commands.

“Fuck no!” the man responds, “I’m not doing that!”

The farmer cocks his shotgun, points it at him, and reissues his command.

Reluctantly, the man complies and the farmer begins inserting peas into the man’s anus.

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eig-“

The man laughs and all the peas fall out. The farmer gets annoyed and starts again.

“Twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-four, thir-“

The man laughs again and all the peas fall out. The farmer, now angry, starts again.

“Sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, seventy, seventy-one, seventy-two, se-“

The man laughs again and all the peas fall out. The farmer groans angrily and starts over.

“Eighty-eight, eighty-nine, ninety, ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five, nine-“

The man laughs again and all the peas fall out.

“WHAT IS SO DAMNED FUNNY?!?!” the farmer exclaims in a fit of rage.

The man responds, “The other guy is picking Watermelons.”

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