Two men are sitting in a bar…

One man looks at the other and says “Wanna hear joke?”

“Sure”

“What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator!”

“Hahaha that’s pretty good, but I have a better one. What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one!”

“Wow, that’s pretty dark….”

“Yeah. But you know what they say about dark jokes… their like kids with cancer, they never get old”

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