Two men are hunting in the woods…

Andy and Ed are off hunting on a hot summer’s day, when all of a sudden Ed collapses, seizing and foaming at the mouth. Andy panics and instantly whips out his phone to call 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” Andy frantically yells into the phone.

“Ok, calm down sir. Let’s take this one step at a time. First, let’s make sure he’s actually dead.”

There’s a silence, then two shots are heard. Back on the phone, Andy says, “Ok, now what?”

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