The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?
The second kid says, I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says,“You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice-cream. It’s a breeze.
Cool, says the second kid.“What are you in here for?“
Whoa! exclaims the second kid. Good luck, mate. I had that done just after I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year.