Two Jews are walking past a church. The signboard reads “Convert to Christianity today and earn $100!”
The first Jew says, “What a load of crap. Proselytizing schmucks!”
The second Jew says, “I don’t know, one hundred dollars is one hundred dollars.”
“You can’t be serious,” says the first guy.
“Watch me,” says the second guy and he goes into the church. About half an hour later he comes back out.
“Well?” says his friend. “Did they give you the one hundred dollars?”
The second guy says, “Oh, it’s always about the money with you people!”