Two homeless drunks have an idea NSFW

Two homeless men are talking together in an alley.

 

One man says to the other: Hey, I have an idea let’s pool our money and buy a hotdog. Then we will go to every bar in town and order drinks until they ask us to pay. When they do, you drop on your knees, open my fly, start blowing the hotdog

 

The two agree that this is a good idea and go to the first bar. After 3-rounds the bartender asks for money and the pair put the plan in action and are thrown out.

 

This continues all day until finally the second man states, drunkenly: “I can’t go on any more my knees are killing me”

 

To which his friend replies, “You think that is bad, I lost the hot dog after the second bar”

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