Two guys are sitting at a bar having some drinks when a young lady seated nearby started to choke on her burger.

She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One man said to the other, “she’s choking!” The other agreed and said, “Think we should go help?” “You bet,” replied the first, and with that, he ran over and said, “Can you breathe?” She shook her head no. He then said, “Can you speak?”

When again she shook her head no, he promptly pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so horrified that she immediately coughed up the obstruction and was able to breathe!

The man sat back down next to his friend and remarked: “funny how that Hind-Lick manoeuvre always works.”

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