Two dwarfs Grumpy and Happy went to Vatican and meet the pope.

Grumpy, seems a little worried and he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, nuns.

“Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?”

“No, my son, all our nuns are at least five feet tall.”

“Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn’t have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?”

“I’m afraid not. Why do you ask?”

“No reason.” Pause. “Positive? Nobody in a habit that’s about three feet tall or two and a half feet tall?”

“I’m sure.”

“Okay.”

Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the pope wonders why. So he listens to the dwarfs as they leave the building.

“What’d he say? What’d he say?” asks Happy.

Grumpy says, “He said they don’t have any.”

And the Happy starts shouting, “Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!”….

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