Two cowboys, one from Texas and one from Arkansas are riding their horses when they come across a sheep with it’s head stuck in a barbed wire fence. The Cowboy from Texas gets off his horse, gets behind the sheep and just goes to town. When he finishes he jumps back on his horse and asks the cowboy from Arkansas “You want some of that?” The Cowboy from Arkansas says “Yeah, I do. But I don’t think I can get my head stuck in the fence.”
- If sounding my B’s as V’s makes me Russian
- “Hurt me,” says the masochist.