Two cavemen are walking through the woods
When the first one suddenly puts out his hand to stop the second. The first caveman points and says, “look!”
The second caveman asks, “hmm?”
The first caveman repeats, “look!”
The second caveman looks closely to where the first caveman is pointing and sees a pile of poop on the ground where he had almost stepped in it. The second caveman says, “Look like poop.”
The first caveman says, “smell.”
The second caveman asks, “hmm?”
The first caveman repeats, “smell!”
The second caveman gets down on the ground close to the poop and takes a big whiff. “Smell like poop,” he says.
“Touch,” says the first caveman.
“Hmm?!” the second caveman asks.
“Touch,” repeats the first caveman.
The second caveman pokes the poop and says, “feel like poop.”
The first caveman says, “taste.”
The second caveman exasperatedly asks, “HMMM?!!”
To which the first caveman repeats, “taste.”
The second caveman reluctantly tastes his soiled finger clicking his mouth to get a clear taste. “Taste like poop,” he says.
The first caveman says, “Good thing you no step in.”
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